I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
crush: so who's your crush
me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU
me: i'll do it at 7PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious